Learn with Lara (Lesson 1)

I'm debuting a new weekly section on The Show With No Name! It's called Learn with Lara and I think you're gonna love it! Lara has no idea of grammar or phrasal verbs or anything of the sort. She just has a need to communicate and I keep her talking. I think you'll agree, she is an amazing student! Learn and laugh along with us! 

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[Music] get ready to learn with Lara that's me come on let's go[Music] Amigos so Lara what day is it today[Music] um is it Christmas no it isn't no is it your birthday no so what day is it then Halloween oh okay and am I going to blow out the birthday candles today no no no oh okay all right guys it's like a birthday so what do we do on a day like today do trick or treat oh we trick or treat and what do people give us candy do they give us sweet candy or salty candy sweet candy oh yummy do you want a lot of candy or just a little a lot yeah yeah do you want more candy than me or less candy a lot of candy than you more than me yeah oh do you want 10 pieces or 50 pieces 50 oh okay because 50 is more than 10 10 oh okay all right and what's your favorite kind of candy Kaka oh yeah that's my favorite one poop butt it's disgusting ew that's gross I like it yeah I like to e eyes you like to eat eat eyes they have raspberry inside no what do they have inside s s but they have blood in the eyes and you eat them oh my goodness and you don't get scared wow are you going to scare people on Halloween what are you going to do what are you going to dress up as a zombie or a ghost no[ __ ] what are you going to dress up as then princess you're going to be a princess for Halloween yeah but aren't you a princess every day I'm a princess every day and what's your favorite color then pink Oh I thought it was blue blue like a flamingo flamingos are blue right no they're are pink flamingos are pink that's right because they eat shrimp Gamba do you like shrimp I eat shrimp why am I not pink because you are a people people don't get dark color oh okay it's only flamingos right and flamingos go woof woof no they not the noise they don't make noise no so who goes woof woof the dog dogs go woof woof oh okay so the flamingo goes meow no a cat does meow a cat does meow okay okay so now I know the flamingo goes moo no that is the cow oh my goodness am I goofy yeah oh man you're clumsy I guess I am clumsy well thanks for teaching me Lara and is and they don't do sounds and they oh they go quack quack quack no that's a duck oh so do they go waddle waddle waddle no that's a p oh my goodness you know a lot of animals do you love animals yeah and what is the doctor that takes care of animals the vet yeah do you want to be a vet or do you want to be a pilot a vet okay all right because you love animals a lot right yeah yeah yeah can you be a and what did you ask me if we could take home from the zoo um a monkey you asked me if you could pick a monkey and take it home from the zoo and what did I tell you about the monkeys no I said that they're what to you my family all right well I love animals too