Learn with Lara (Lesson 7)

I debuted a new weekly section on The Show With No Name! It's called Learn with Lara and I think you're gonna love it! Lara has no idea of grammar or phrasal verbs or anything of the sort. She just has a need to communicate and I keep her talking. I think you'll agree, she is an amazing student! Learn and laugh along with us! 

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get ready to learn with Lara that's me come on let's go Amigos I didn't do anything to your daughter I promise yes you did I she she talk in Spanish because she he's little he has she has 2 years old she's only 2 years old then three and then she's going to be three but why don't you teach her English if you're her mommy but but she is one he's a baby oh so the baby doesn't speak English or Spanish no oh and does the daddy speak Spanish or English um or Chinese or German but he's dead he's dead oh my goodness he's dead how did he die a a a lot of years oh poor guy do you miss him yes he he he L drinks B because she's a baby she's a baby and you said she's one year old yeah and when's her birthday and and September 12th September 12th bir is it is and I have a question are you her big sister or are you her mommy I am her mommy oh okay but I am beautiful okay I think so you're very beautiful and you're very funny dad do you know any jokes oh hi little baby oh you don't speak English good your mommy speaks English and Spanish too yeah do does she speak Italian he says Yi oh and what about German no and except say cookie he says googie oh instead of saying cookie he says googie I know somebody who did that me that's right what else you said Googy Googy instead of cookie and what else did you say you said Mima instead of right and how do you say it in English no right H it's a good joke what about this one the the ants go marching one how do you say origa the ants go marching but wait aunt is Dia too yeah Dad so is your Aunt an aunt and my dad now my friend Daman is is an aunt is his aunt an ant remember that lion what was the lion doing lion lion he was lying the tiger lion the lion tigers the tiger was lying on the tiger and the tiger was lying oh okay and the Tigers go moo go oh little baby oh and let me ask you this little baby do you go to school he he not goes to school he doesn't go to school he's a baby he's a baby and does he have a lot of friends nope no why not because she's I am just such a misfit I am I such a misfit who's a misfit Rudolph and the elf and the elf but then they become best friends right how does the song go Rudolph the button knows reindeer sing it how does it go now in English I don't understand Spanish Rudolph The Blue Nose Reindeer no how does it go jingle Rudolph jingle Rudolph Jingle the How does it go fore spee for all right good job can we do it in English can you sing it with me we'll do it together dashing through the snow in a oh that's not the right one oh you better not pout you better not cry you better not shout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming no nothing oh okay wait I I think I know it Rudolph the Red Nose reer sing it with me had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw you would even say it glow like a light bulb all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names they never let po Rudolph joining any reindeer games then one foggy Christmas eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright won't you guide my sleigh tonight oh how the reindeer loved it and he shouted out with yipp rudol the red noos reindeer you'll go down in H history do I get an Applause am I a good singer or no did I sing it good or not really yeah and am I a good singer is is mommy a good singer no no are you serious why oh we'll tell her should we tell her how does she sing sing a song like Mommy lollipop the lollipop poop the lollipop poop and then a oh my good you just farted in the bathtub so that's where those bubbles are coming from and who's in the bath with you yeah and and who else what's that over there that's a horse what no this is a Unicorn it's a unicorn yes and where do unicorns live in they live in the sky no and let me ask you this do they live under the rainbow no they don't no what about the trolls they don't they don't they live and and and Poppy and what is Poppy what does that mean a flower and you I'm Poppy and it's a Troll's name and it's a flower what color is a poppy Ro yeah red poppies and pink poppies so I'm a flower no you're not Oh I thought you just said poppy was a flower I'm not a pretty flower no you're not a flower you're a dad so I'm not pretty what am I a d but am I ugly no am I handsome thank you sweetheart you're poopy and what do I always tell you you're precious what do you want for Christmas did you what did you ask Santa for for Christmas Chistmas a lot of stuff Christmas no but if you told me in English I'll tell him what did you get what did you ask him for a lot of things a lot of things yeah yeah did you ask him for I love nothing a doll some cars no did you ask them for um some pickles yeah pickle M pickle yeah you're funny pickle B pickle Pi pick toy do you know any more jokes the lion tigers the tig Li oh that's funny M yes I have I'm I am five so now you're 5 years old yeah happy birthday look at me my birthday and I can well happy birthday you can do do a handstand again wow where did you learn that in Judo in Jud I did it a little bit bad when I was a baby but now I do it good now you learned how to do it ouch should we call the ambulance no here Dr Lara she hurt her arm can you fix her up I not heard anything no no I oh I don't know how to swim I my mommy where is your mommy there is your mommy swimming yeah my mom is swimming oh you jumped in Yes I jumped in do you know Lara jumps into the pool too who you did a flip oh look at me wow can you do a handstand amazing you did it look at me that is that a water slide yes without water slide wo go with me I'll go down the water slide but I'm going to make a big splash whoa you're not did you're trapped oh no I can't swim wa the boat um do you have a boat or raft I have a magical boat in the air okay but I don't have one of fer oh no where's your magical flying one I have a unicorn here oh can we fly on the Unicorn cuz I can't swim I don't want to drown okay come here help oh you saved me oh I owe you you saved me you I did a magic power thank you so much I can fly two stand up in my unicorn bit hold tight he's going to be fast okay hold on tight we're going F Hold On Tight hold on to my horn with my hook with your hook good job Maui thank you and what did Maui say you're welcome yeah are you ready I'm ready ready set go whoa we're going fast we're here that's amazing W do you like it you I think it's great that was a fun ride did okay me too oh everybody in the water I not can I can oh yeah yeah you I'll be the Lifeguard guys no running I Can Fly Guys no run no pushing in the in the pool or I'm going to blow the whistle I'm flying wow I'm going a g wow can we fly here yeah you can fly at the pool but no splashing wow everybody look at the Unicorn that's flying wow that's tremendous I princess yes the princess is here with her unicorn and they're flying in the air everybody Welcome the princess and her unicorn do you want to say a few words princess yes what do you want to say to your fans I I am a princess and I live in the sky thank you for coming to save us princess and until I live with my unicorn in the sky and I live in a castle of colors and I and how Flor the is the rainbow oh my goodness can I come visit one day yes and does your unicorn want to say anything to his fans of course he wants to it every day okay unicorn what do you want to say to your fans I a unicorn I live in the sky with my princess and I have a a what I have a twin brother a Twi a little bit of magic so he can fly wow that is great can will you guys be my friend of course that's great let's go to your Castle in the Sky but is super super high wow but how long does it take to get there short short okay cuz you go really fast yeah okay everybody Hold On Tight oh everybody come on come on come on see the mermaids the mer the mermaids they not go to my castle because they can wait on my castle oh okay well can she wait outside yes okay in the garden yeah yes but do you have a big pool because she needs water the mermaid of course oh okay she can stay in the pool yes okay but isn't the water cold in the winter or it's not winter there you have magic powers you can make it summer every day I put it every day my princess put it summer oh okay she turns it into summer every day so there's no winter no there's no spring no there's no fall no oh wow okay and and and and laa when she put all all day her birthday is her birthday in summer oh great and where is she going to have her party and the pool that's cool that's a lot of fun come on with us oh am I invited you're big do I have to bring a present m give us the the what do you want me to bring I can bring a bike I can bring a ball noes no bikes because it's it's it's clean okay can I bring some cotton candy trophy the trophy the trophy who's the trophy for for us congratulations okay we are the lifeguards you're the lifeguards and you have a trophy for being the lifeguards but you're really good swimmers right yeah can we be lifeguards with you yeah sure but you have you ever been a lifeguard before or is this your first time this is my first time every day I can I be here for for tell everybody body okay do you have a whistle or do you need a whistle I have a magic whistle of colors a color wow okay what is your color of the whistle my whistle is blue like the color of the sky the good thing is I can fly mommy yeah come here everybody body be good no splashing no splashing no fighting no fighting no running no running no pushing no pushing and no horse in around no horing around and and and no draw like M yeah come here no drowning at the pool guys and and to no fighting and no and no no breaking things no bre breaking the wall yeah and and no break my heart okay guys those are the rules of the pool and and don't do my the other mind my hair don't your hair band nobody touch the Hair Band okay and and now won't pass don't break it and and my bracelet either nobody break my bracelet my hairband any more rules no you oh no smoking no somebody's smoking no smoking at the pool blow the whistle hey this one is this one this one okay we're going to kick you out of the pool come on in my home you are out here bye-bye I'm angry at you we're angry at you you're grounded I everybody out of the pool everybody out the Lifeguard said everybody out P are going to my castle me no me no because I am a m p i can with all the castle okay mermaid but you can stay in our pool in the backyard okay okay let's go to the castle the Castle in the Sky you not got you we no smok in my in in my castle should we invite him no no why cuz he was smoking don't smoke it in the pool and what is he what happens to your lungs when you smoke they they turn what color um black yeah they turn black so you're not invited cuz there's no smoking at the castle call go to the police call the police okay we got a smoker police come get him hello is somebody sick no nobody's sick but somebody smoking and number oh it's the wrong number oh okay okay sorry police wrong number I thought I thought do another one another what okay let me try call yes hello I am the police oh hi officer we have a problem we have a guy who's smoking and I'm coughing and everybody's coughing okay can you come get him and bring them to jail okay here he is can you take him to jail okay gos here and I take it and gel here's down the end what's the end the end means the end of the story this is not a story it's not a story what is it this is a a real it's real life yeah Oh I thought you were telling me a fairy tale the Castle in the Sky is real well I really want to go have you been Lara yes I was been she is L too I live in the CLE I'm her sister oh oh and how many rooms does the castle have four rooms wow it has a big pool yeah does it have a barbecue yeah does it have um magic beds of course was that a far oh my goodness you little stink it it stinks a I'm out of here